Probably just go with my zombie outbreak plan and go stay on my mates farm. The farm is on a peninsula and he has guns and livestock/crops (and tractors to drive about in!). Should be able to survive there long enough for the power in Glasgow to get sorted out (largest city in Scotland, so I think it would be sorted out rather quickly!)

I would think everybody elses best, and feed all the girls i could find with my sperm.

I refuse to do any work for this alliance until kirsten posts a picture.

STRIKE!

I eat and drink pussy.

I move in with you so you can hunt for me.

The electricity infrastructure in your country and surrounding ones has collapsed, the government is doing it's best to support the people, but it's an international crisis.

The human body varies, but the general rule is that you can last for two weeks without food and somewhere in the area of 3 days without water ( all depending ).
 

Depending on where you live, it could takes weeks, months, or even years before you have power and aid. What do you do?

I refuse to do any work for this alliance until kirsten posts a picture.

OBTAIN PICTURES OF KIRSTEN

Are you serious? Have we still not seen a pic of Kirsten?
I'm starting to seriously suspect her of being a 44yr old man who lives with his mum.

I was considering posting a pic because I thought people were assuming I was more attractive than I am and with a bunch of girl pics lately I figured I'd have less of a spotlight on me than usual. You just changed my mind, thanks

Damnit

SHE'S JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. LET'S ALL INVEST IN A LOTTERY POOL SO WE CAN ACQUIRE PICS OF KIRSTEN

here's how it goes down, to win the lottery and get your money in Canada at least you generally have to agree to have your picture published. So we need to send Kirsten a FUCKLOAD of lottery tickets until she wins. Then we get her drunk so that she agrees to redeem the winning one - even at the risk of getting a picture of her

OBTAIN PICTURES OF KIRSTEN

Are you serious? Have we still not seen a pic of Kirsten?
I'm starting to seriously suspect her of being a 44yr old man who lives with his mum.

I was considering posting a pic because I thought people were assuming I was more attractive than I am and with a bunch of girl pics lately I figured I'd have less of a spotlight on me than usual. You just changed my mind, thanks

Damnit

OBTAIN PICTURES OF KIRSTEN

Are you serious? Have we still not seen a pic of Kirsten?
I'm starting to seriously suspect her of being a 44yr old man who lives with his mum.

I was considering posting a pic because I thought people were assuming I was more attractive than I am and with a bunch of girl pics lately I figured I'd have less of a spotlight on me than usual. You just changed my mind, thanks